garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

hotvampireadjacent:

you listened to your plug, and kept chiefin on the chungus

porcelain-dollbones:

mammals whenever they encounter any sort of problem: hold on let me secrete a useful fluid

niceinchnails:

scramratz:

scramratz:

scramratz:

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

decomposedmaw:

Rainy

hungwy:

hungwy:

hungwy:

can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat

This is the most unattractive thing ive ever eaten. It’s drooling and slouching

im light headed from laughing

movietonight:

I wouldn’t be a good sacrificial lamb I’d be like a huge bitch about it

furtive-pygmy:

There needs to be an even darker screen brightness option

dailycatsblog: